SOMETHING TO SMILE FOR TODAY

JOKES

Well thanks Tyron for taking my posting for today, but i think i will just go ahead with it,

Well some of the jokes are pretty funny, and some very very lame,

Well some of them are quite *sensitif*,

So i am warning everybody who reads it,

Enough of me blabbing now let's get on with it,

2ND joke

Quite a short joke but it's ok ........

There are alot of fans at his show

''They probably can't afford air-conditioning!"

3RD Joke

Friend: I can lie in bed and watch the sun rise.'

Alec: So what ? I can sit on a chair and watch the kitchen sink!

4th Joke

Can you stretch the music out a bit longer?

'Sorry sir, but this is a dance band, not a rubber band !

5th joke

Girlfriend: 'Did you notice how the opera singer's voice filled the hall ?

Alec : 'Yes I also noticed how alot of people left to make room for it.

6th joke

Why did your dad set light to his coat ?

The shop told him it was a blazer!'

7th joke

John :' The ointment the doctor gave me makes my hands smart'.

Alec : 'Then i suggest you rub some on your head!'

8th joke

Girlfriend : I've just swallowed a roll of film'.

Alec : 'Don't worry, nothing serious can develop.

9th joke

Mother: 'Did you give the goldfish some fresh water?

Alec : 'No it's not. Find me an elephant that has one hand and I'll prove it to you.

10th joke

Girlfriend: 'Now we've decided to get married, I hope you will give me a ring'.

Alec : 'Of vourse I will. What's your number?

11the joke

Why do you say that Rome must have been built at night ?

''Because I keep hearing people say it wasn't built in a day!