Wednesday, April 8, 2009
Thursday, February 26, 2009
STRESS. EXAM. FRIENDS.LIFE
Well hi everybody since my birthday post i haven't been blogging about anything lately so yeap
What can i say exams have been a killer for me so far i mean i think i am going to fail my ADD MATHS serioulsy and don't talk about Physics lah well friends are cool and great some jsut get on you're nerves and don't give a shit about you and stuft like tht and some are just plain unhuman so yeap i knw it's preeety short but in a few weeks time i am gonna blog about camp !!! OMG i can't wait mannn serioulsy so yeap ALOT of people joined this and some unexpected ones to i guess hahaha well here's something i am gonna leave behind zim and i edited it hope you like :)
Everybody loves a fiction huh? Wrong. A fiction of impasse, unlikely stints of happiness and a bland dash of ecstasy. A fiction I live through on a daily basis, scourging from a container once filled with assorted beans, now empty because of the simple fact that I love food. would you like that? Definitely not.
I guess fantasies are more to my taste, but taste is obsolete. Fiction is what I live in. A television set with a non-extant remote control, a robot that has an off switch only in its blueprint (I swear).
But suicide isn’t painless anymore.
The analogies are endless, the flower that was overwatered, overrated, desperately blooming in the winter. Time is the heartless miser haunting over the miserable. Fiction.
Or maybe a more popular reference would be that I’m an over-commercialized film. Reasons why that makes me feel bad, is that the gross profit never goes to the extension of the tapes or the visual enhancement of my veneer. No, it goes the ever-deserving director with his last minute casting and weird adoration for handsome actors who gets paid for saying the silliest things.
Maybe if I was the actress? The vivacious, sharp-tongued wonder perhaps. Always witty, always….. something they don’t need. Am I at the wrong studio?
A fiction with no climax, no conclusion in the horizon, no scheduled award shows.
And the imaginary characters would die, and some would prevail, get married and possibly have children.
But I don’t know where I am in this fiction, not now, probably not in a long time.
Oh, but you see here’s the biggest problem.
This is no fiction.
It’s fact.
-ZiM & NERISSA-
What can i say exams have been a killer for me so far i mean i think i am going to fail my ADD MATHS serioulsy and don't talk about Physics lah well friends are cool and great some jsut get on you're nerves and don't give a shit about you and stuft like tht and some are just plain unhuman so yeap i knw it's preeety short but in a few weeks time i am gonna blog about camp !!! OMG i can't wait mannn serioulsy so yeap ALOT of people joined this and some unexpected ones to i guess hahaha well here's something i am gonna leave behind zim and i edited it hope you like :)
Everybody loves a fiction huh? Wrong. A fiction of impasse, unlikely stints of happiness and a bland dash of ecstasy. A fiction I live through on a daily basis, scourging from a container once filled with assorted beans, now empty because of the simple fact that I love food. would you like that? Definitely not.
I guess fantasies are more to my taste, but taste is obsolete. Fiction is what I live in. A television set with a non-extant remote control, a robot that has an off switch only in its blueprint (I swear).
But suicide isn’t painless anymore.
The analogies are endless, the flower that was overwatered, overrated, desperately blooming in the winter. Time is the heartless miser haunting over the miserable. Fiction.
Or maybe a more popular reference would be that I’m an over-commercialized film. Reasons why that makes me feel bad, is that the gross profit never goes to the extension of the tapes or the visual enhancement of my veneer. No, it goes the ever-deserving director with his last minute casting and weird adoration for handsome actors who gets paid for saying the silliest things.
Maybe if I was the actress? The vivacious, sharp-tongued wonder perhaps. Always witty, always….. something they don’t need. Am I at the wrong studio?
A fiction with no climax, no conclusion in the horizon, no scheduled award shows.
And the imaginary characters would die, and some would prevail, get married and possibly have children.
But I don’t know where I am in this fiction, not now, probably not in a long time.
Oh, but you see here’s the biggest problem.
This is no fiction.
It’s fact.
-ZiM & NERISSA-
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
Chinese New Year
Hey so, how's you're Chinese new year been ?
Well i spent mine in Ipoh with some of my dad's business friends. ahhaah it was preeety fun. We had this lovely spread of food. hahahah prawns, and some other food that i can't pronounce. So they have this dog name 'Baby' hahahah so funny, but she doesn't go on floors, only carpets and inside the house and she gets really jealous if the owner touches someone else.. so funny. Well we played cards and i won 500 ahahha. so cool... and i don't know how to play cards.. SERIOUSLY and we watched some TV first was Animal Planet then Rush Hour 3 ahhhahah it was fun.. then my mum was so curious about the Ogawa chair we wanted to buy it but my dad said it is a waste of money... he said just go an massage with the urut guy... hhah well my mum loved it but SHE DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO STOP IT so funny. Then i got Ang Pow... my and we played a bit of piano .... and we came bk by 12 at night so yeap! it was fun..... So the next day i am at home.. in K.l. and my dad went to their house AGAIN and the another friends house the next day and i am stuck here after one house while my dad went to like 7 or 8 houses..... ;) Well atleast schools starting i miss you guys!!!
Well i spent mine in Ipoh with some of my dad's business friends. ahhaah it was preeety fun. We had this lovely spread of food. hahahah prawns, and some other food that i can't pronounce. So they have this dog name 'Baby' hahahah so funny, but she doesn't go on floors, only carpets and inside the house and she gets really jealous if the owner touches someone else.. so funny. Well we played cards and i won 500 ahahha. so cool... and i don't know how to play cards.. SERIOUSLY and we watched some TV first was Animal Planet then Rush Hour 3 ahhhahah it was fun.. then my mum was so curious about the Ogawa chair we wanted to buy it but my dad said it is a waste of money... he said just go an massage with the urut guy... hhah well my mum loved it but SHE DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO STOP IT so funny. Then i got Ang Pow... my and we played a bit of piano .... and we came bk by 12 at night so yeap! it was fun..... So the next day i am at home.. in K.l. and my dad went to their house AGAIN and the another friends house the next day and i am stuck here after one house while my dad went to like 7 or 8 houses..... ;) Well atleast schools starting i miss you guys!!!
Sunday, January 25, 2009
HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR
WISHING YOU AND YOU'RE FAMILY A HAPPY AND LOVELY AND AWESOME AND FUN AND AMAZING CHINESE NEW YEAR !!!! GONG XI FA CAI AND DRIVE SAFELY I WANT TO SEE ALL OF YOU BACK IN SCHOOL ON MONDAY !!! HAAHHAAHH
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
I LOVE MY CLASSS AHHAAH
As weird as my class is lah i think I love them, I mean seriously they are amazing and i feel reallllly confartable in my class SO FAR. Well we all have diffrent personalities. Like Ashraff every morning would to open to windows cause he says that his skin will dry and now we voiced up and and said NO and he had no choice. CHAN YONG is a great monitor ( yes i am praising you deal with it ) and Sabrina and Pui Cheng are great people we like laugh like shit in class. TIAM Poh IS AMAZING he's our Murid Contoh soooo coool. hahha he's like the grandfather of the class and Hong Yi and he calls himself ALOHA and he doens't like people calling him JAMES which i have no idea and i love calling him JAMES cause he get's mad ahhha. OK OK and MARK is the usual mark but much more hardworking suprisingly. So i hope this feeling will last and i would not get bored of it haaha ok chao!
Friday, January 2, 2009
WEIRD QUESTIONS

If you try to fail and succeed, what have
you done?
How is it one careless match can start a
forest fire, but it takes a whole box to
start a campfire?
Why is the time when the traffic is slowest
called rush-hour?
What's the speed of dark?
If physics can predict lottery numbers,
why are they still working?
If you run backwards will you gain weight?
If Barbie is so popular, why do you need to
buy her friends?
What happens when you get scared
half-to-death twice?
Can a blind person feel blue?
How can a house burn up when it burns
down?
Are you telling the truth when you lie in
bed?
If your vacuum cleaner really sucks, is it a
bad thing?
How do you know when a Smurf
suffocates?
Despite the cost of living, why does it
remain so popular?
If a word in a dictionary is misspelled, how
would you know?
In Chinese why are the words for crisis
and opportunity the same?
Why does X stand for a kiss?
Why does O stand for a hug?
Why is the alphabet in that order?
How does skating on thin ice get you into
hot water?
Why are they called stands when there
made for sitting?
Doesn't expecting the unexpected make
the unexpected expected?
When cheese gets its picture taken what
does it say?
Why are they called non-stick pans? Is
there a law saying your not allowed to put
sticks in them?
Why are a wise-man and a wise-guy
opposites?
If work is so terrific how come they have
to pay you to do it?
Should crematoriums give discounts for
those who died in fires?
Is it possible to have a civil-war?
If the #2 pencil the most popular, why is it
still #2?
Do tea makers have coffee breaks?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
Why do they announce power shortages
on TV?
Do you need a silencer when you shoot a
mime?
Why do you press harder on the
remote-control when you know the
battery is dead?
How can batteries die?
If its zero degrees tonight, and tomorrow
its meant to be twice as cold, how cold
will it be?
Why are buildings called buildings when
there finished? Shouldn't they be called
builts?
Why is abbreviated such a long word?
Why is it that when you tell a man there
are 400 billion stars he will believe you, but
when you tell him there's wet paint he has
to touch it?
Who's cruel idea was it to put a 'S' in 'lisp'?
Do you find it unnerving that what doctors
do is called 'practice'?
Would a fly without wings be called a
walk?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it
homeless or naked?
Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal
injections?
you done?
How is it one careless match can start a
forest fire, but it takes a whole box to
start a campfire?
Why is the time when the traffic is slowest
called rush-hour?
What's the speed of dark?
If physics can predict lottery numbers,
why are they still working?
If you run backwards will you gain weight?
If Barbie is so popular, why do you need to
buy her friends?
What happens when you get scared
half-to-death twice?
Can a blind person feel blue?
How can a house burn up when it burns
down?
Are you telling the truth when you lie in
bed?
If your vacuum cleaner really sucks, is it a
bad thing?
How do you know when a Smurf
suffocates?
Despite the cost of living, why does it
remain so popular?
If a word in a dictionary is misspelled, how
would you know?
In Chinese why are the words for crisis
and opportunity the same?
Why does X stand for a kiss?
Why does O stand for a hug?
Why is the alphabet in that order?
How does skating on thin ice get you into
hot water?
Why are they called stands when there
made for sitting?
Doesn't expecting the unexpected make
the unexpected expected?
When cheese gets its picture taken what
does it say?
Why are they called non-stick pans? Is
there a law saying your not allowed to put
sticks in them?
Why are a wise-man and a wise-guy
opposites?
If work is so terrific how come they have
to pay you to do it?
Should crematoriums give discounts for
those who died in fires?
Is it possible to have a civil-war?
If the #2 pencil the most popular, why is it
still #2?
Do tea makers have coffee breaks?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
Why do they announce power shortages
on TV?
Do you need a silencer when you shoot a
mime?
Why do you press harder on the
remote-control when you know the
battery is dead?
How can batteries die?
If its zero degrees tonight, and tomorrow
its meant to be twice as cold, how cold
will it be?
Why are buildings called buildings when
there finished? Shouldn't they be called
builts?
Why is abbreviated such a long word?
Why is it that when you tell a man there
are 400 billion stars he will believe you, but
when you tell him there's wet paint he has
to touch it?
Who's cruel idea was it to put a 'S' in 'lisp'?
Do you find it unnerving that what doctors
do is called 'practice'?
Would a fly without wings be called a
walk?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it
homeless or naked?
Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal
injections?
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